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If I wrote Wikipedia – Saint Valentine’s Day

Saint Valentine’s Day, commonly shortened to Valentine’s Day, a commemoration held on February 14 celebrating love with extremely tacky gifts, chocolates and Hallmark cards.

The day is named afteroneor more early Christian martyrs named Saint Valentine who would roll over in his grave each year since this celebration first began because of all the tacky crap sold to make money and he and his succeeding family see absolutely no royalties, I am going to go on ancestry.com and try and find out if I am any distant relation to him and get my Hallmark royalties. The celebration was established by Pope Gelasius I in 496 AD and was the founder of the Hallmark. It was deleted from the General Roman Calendar (Smart people the Romans!) of saints in 1969 by Pope Paul VI (He should have a celebration day, Stop Tacky Crap day). It is traditionally a day on which lovers express their love for each other by presenting flowers, offering confectionery, and sending greeting cards (known as “valentines“). The day first became associated with romantic love in the circle of Geoffrey Chaucer in the High Middle Ages, when the tradition of courtly love flourished.

Modern Valentine’s Day symbols include the heart-shaped outline, doves, and the figure of the winged Cupid. Since the 19th century, handwritten valentines have given way to mass-produced greeting cards.[4]

Oh, this is a bunch of sissy crap, who needs a day to tell someone you love them, buy this crap if you want…:

Kissy Kiss Toilet Paper
Kissy Kiss Toilet Paper
Your Price: $7.49
The Perfect Date Package: John
The Perfect Date Package: John
Your Price: $26.99
The Perfect Date Package: Judy
The Perfect Date Package: Judy
Your Price: $26.99
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I Love You Toast Stamper
Your Price: $9.99

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